Primal Alchemy: Vitruvian Protein

Primal Alchemy is a UK based human optimization brand that unifies ancient ancestral wisdom with todays leading edge scientific innovation in order to produce a line of premium organic nutritional supplements, functional fitness equipment and bio-hacking tools intended to upgrade ones physical, mental and spiritual capabilities.



Certified Products include:

Vitruvian Protein

Vitruvian Protein is a delicious 100% natural superfood drink that combines ancient ancestral wisdom with todays leading-edge nutritional sciences to create P4P the ultimate health beverage available in the 3rd dimension.

Khronic Chi MCT

Khronic Chi MCT is a potent plant based oil elixir, infusing 1000mg of organic hemp extract with Caprylic (C8) & Capric (C10) Acid (MCT). It can be utilised as a quick source of energy to attain Demi-God levels of physical & mental performance by increasing available ATP and enhancing ketone production capability.

Immortal Shilajit

Immortal Shilajit is a rare mineral rich resin, wild harvested direct from the same sacred Himalayan mountains that have empowered Vedic sages & yogis on their quest for immortality throughout time.

Known within Ayurvedic tradition as “The Destroyer of Weakness”, Immortal Shilajit is rich in a wide spectrum of minerals, trace elements and naturally occurring Fulvic Acid, which facilitates the absorption of these minerals at the cellular level.

Poseidon Force

Poseidon Force is a unique strain of marine phytoplankton, Nature’s original & most potent superfood source that evolved in the primordial oceans of ancient earth over 3 billion years ago.

Oceanic nutrition engineered for powerful cellular optimisation and longevity upgrades, rich in bioavailable; vitamins, minerals, omega 3 fatty acids, chlorophyll, enzymes, amino acids & rare antioxidants such as super oxide dismutase (SOD).

100% pure DNA Verified Nannochloropsis Gaditana powder, a gift to humanity from the oceanic God himself, Poseidon.

Carnivore Evolution Meat Box

Premium ancestral nutrition made easy. Our Carnivore Evolution Meat Box delivers the freshest, most nutrient dense & delicious nose-2-tail meats direct to your door. Consciously sourced from a family run farm on the edge of the beautiful Dartmoor National Park, we only use organic meats from livestock that have been raised naturally on a 100% grass fed diet, with the meat cuts then expertly prepared by a professional in-house butcher upon order.

100% Organic, Grass Fed, Non GMO, Hormone & Antibiotic Free


The Destiny of Primal Alchemy

Primal Alchemy is a superhuman optimisation brand that unifies ancient ancestral wisdom with 21st century science in order to create a line of premium lifestyle products to help maximise your physical, mental & spiritual capabilities.

We are passionate about our mission to help accelerate the evolution of consciousness on this planet and lead a modern day renaissance of human potential to usher in a new golden age.

We promise to supply you with everything you need to cheat code your life to the next level, fulfil your purpose and complete your very own hero's journey. We are the Morpheus to your Neo, we are here to open the door to your truest potential and to help you escape the Matrix, but as with all heroes, it is you that must first walk through the door towards your destiny. Do you accept our call to adventure?

Save Yourself. Save The World.

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Vitruvian Protein - Primal Alchemy - Certified Paleo Friendly, KETO Certified by the Paleo Foundation
Immortal Shilajit - Primal Alchemy - Certified Paleo by the Paleo Foundation Poseidon Force - Primal Alchemy - Certified Paleo by the Paleo Foundation
Khronic Chi MCT - Primal Alchemy - Certified Paleo, KETO Certified by the Paleo Foundation Carnivore Evolution Meat Box - Primal Alchemy - Certified Paleo, KETO Certified by the Paleo Foundation

We would love to hear from you concerning any regards, so please don't hesitate to get in touch with any enquiries.

If messaging with any query regarding products and services, beforehand please refer to our FAQ linked at the bottom of the page, where we have listed the answers to the most common questions received.

For general enquiries please use the contact box here or email us at

For live chat options please use the messenger tool embedded at the bottom right of our contact page and we will respond to you within 1-2 hours.

If you are retro and would prefer to contact us through our postal address then please send any inquiry to the address below:

Primal Alchemy
3rd Floor, The Old Stock Exchange
St Nociloas Street, Bristol
United Kingdom

How should I take Primal Alchemy products?

Answer: We have supplied a pretty thorough directions of use section on the back label of each product and also on the specific product you have purchased, profile page. As the name implies, food supplements should be used to SUPPLEMENT your regular diet and will never top and better a well thought out and individualised nutrient dense diet. Primal Alchemy products can fit into any diet you are currently following being both Paleo Friendly and Keto certified. Primal Alchemy products can be used first thing in the morning or before bed (not advised if practicing intermittent fasting), or as a pre, intra, post workout beverage.

Why is Organic important?

Answer: In todays modern world, we are bombarded with toxins and pollutants from nearly ever corner of life, that have a severe effect on our physical, mental and spiritual wellbeing. Some of these are out of our control but there also some that are completely in our control, one of the most important of which is food that is free from genetically modified organisms (GMOs) such as herbicides, pesticides, fungicides, fertilisers, artificial additives and preservatives. By consuming organic food you are not only guaranteeing the exclusion of such contaminants in your food resulting in a far superior energy source entering your body , but you are also directly contributing to be cleaner healthier world, through supporting better agricultural farming practices and improving animal welfare. Its a continuous feedback loop, the more you invest in yourself the better the world becomes for yourself and everyone in it. It is because of this that organic standards are a foundation stone in our product formulas.

Where do you ship to?

Answer: We ship worldwide. Please be advised that the free post and package policy is only applicable to UK Mainland customers.

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About Us : 

Established in 2010, The Paleo Foundation was first organized for the purpose of improving the tolerability of the paleo diet, and to help adherents easily identify products that met its basic tenets.  Since then, thousands of products have been certified through the Certified Paleo, Keto Certified, and lab -tested Grain-Free Gluten-Free certification programs.



100% of  Paleo Foundation revenue is generated through certifications.  We do not accept donations, corporate sponsorships, or financially benefit from the sales of any certified products, product giveaways, or partnerships with industry contacts or retailers for the purpose of maintaining the integrity of an impartial certification standard. 

Certified Paleo logo Certified Paleo:

Each certification program has a different set of standards.  Certified Paleo is the Paleo Foundation’s first, most popular, and highest level of certification for Paleo-compliant products.  Certified Paleo Products are products that contain Paleo ingredients, but may have some 21st-century processing or packaging methods allowing for shelf stability.


Grain Free Gluten Free Certified LogoGrain-Free Gluten-Free: 

Grain Free Gluten Free Certified products are gluten-free and do not contain any grains of gliadin competitive residues.  All Grain-Free Gluten-Free products have undergone two rounds of audits, including lab tests, and a final review to become approved for the Grain-free Gluten-free Certified Program. 



Keto Certified LogoKeto Certified: 

The ketogenic diet is a restrictive, demanding diet that can be difficult to maintain, and tolerability of the ketogenic diet is the single most important factor limiting individual acceptance for initiation.  Therefore, improving the tolerability of the ketogenic diet is crucial to preventing diet discontinuation, warranting further investigation into methods for improving palatability, improving the availability and convenience of foods that are compliant with the ketogenic diet, as well as addressing cultural and social acceptance.

The Keto Diet product market may be in a unique position to improve tolerability, especially in social and cultural environments that typically feature carbohydrate-rich “special occasion” types of foods. In 2016, the Paleo Foundation launched the world's first Keto Certified program for products with standards that were developed for adherence to a classical ketogenic diet.